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Saturday, March 31, 2007

Who are the sexiest stars?



Last week, “TV Guide” produced its “Sexy Issue” in which it named the sexiest stars in primetime TV.

Personally, I think they’ll look for any excuse to put Patrick Dempsey on the cover…

I have to admit there were some good choices, but with one HUGE omission, it was a little hard for me to take seriously.

Here are their choices…

Patrick Dempsey, “Grey’s Anatomy”
Evangeline Lilly, “Lost”
Justin Chambers, “Grey’s Anatomy”
Eva Longoria, “Desperate Housewives”
Shemar Moore, “Criminal Minds”
Rebecca Romijn, “Ugly Betty”
Josh Holloway, “Lost”
Sendhil Ramamurthy, “Heroes”
Katherine Heigl, “Grey’s Anatomy”
Roselyn Sanchez, “Without a Trace”
James Tupper, “Men In Trees”
Dave Annable, “Brothers & Sisters”
Rashida Jones, “The Office”
Minka Kelly & Taylor Kitsch, “Friday Night Lights”
Marg Helgenberger, “CSI”
Skeet Ulrich, “Jericho”
Jennifer Morrison, “House”
Eric Mabius, “Ugly Betty”
Ali Larter, “Heroes”
Nadine Velazquez, “My Name Is Earl”

So, of course, this inspired me to make my own list of the sexiest men. I’ll leave the women up to you all…

Now before we get to my top five, let me just say there are three guys who would absolutely be on this list if they were currently on TV:










Ben McKenzie (Ryan, “The O.C.”)










Carlos Bernard (Tony, “24”)




and Mark-Paul Gosselaar (last seen as Dickie on “Commander In Chief” but best known as Zack on “Saved By the Bell”)










So without further ado, I present to you my list of the top five sexiest guys in primetime TV…

5) Simon Cowell (“American Idol”)
Okay, go ahead and laugh, but I can’t help it. Maybe it’s the accent, maybe it’s his bad boy persona, but there’s just something. And as for his minimal wardrobe, if something works, why change it?





4) D.B. Woodside (President Wayne Palmer, “24”)
There are very few men on TV that can wear a suit as well as this guy. And if you’ve seen “The Temptations” you know all about those puppy dog eyes.








3) Michael Weatherly (Tony DiNozzo, “NCIS”)
He’s cute, he’s funny and he plays a former All-American from Ohio State. What more could you want? Okay, that voice of his helps out too. Remember when he did those “Eyes Only” announcements on “Dark Angel”?








2) Wentworth Miller (Michael Scofield, “Prison Break”)
I know I wasn’t the only one yelling, “Not the face!” when Mr. Kim started torturing Michael in a recent episode. But this guy even wears bruises well.








1) Kiefer Sutherland (Jack Bauer, “24”)
Surely you knew this was the HUGE omission I was referring to. The toughest decision for me was which picture to use.
















So how about you? Who are your choices for the sexiest TV stars?

And if I had to pick the sexiest female star, I’d probably go with Christina Cox of “Blood Ties.” I wish I looked that good in my glasses…

ABC Announces Renewals...

Last week, ABC announced renewals for the 2007-2008 season.

Here are the shows we know will return next season: “Brothers & Sisters,” “Ugly Betty,” “The Bachelor,” “Boston Legal,” “Dancing With the Stars,” “Desperate Housewives,” “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition,” “Grey’s Anatomy,” “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” “Lost,” “America’s Funniest Home Videos,” “Supernanny” and “Wife Swap.”

ABC also announced that “Men In Trees” will return next season, but before you “Trees” fans break out the party hats, there is some bad news for the show as well.

The network announced that when “October Road” finishes its run next month, it will not be replaced by “Trees” (which it replaced), but will instead be replaced by double episodes of the comedy “Notes From the Underbelly.” ABC says that if “Trees” does not return this season—which is looking more and more likely—the remainder of this season’s episodes will be shown next season.

You may recall that ABC pulled that same trick with “Boston Legal” and it totally knocked its second season off track.

So why is ABC doing this? I wish I could tell you…

But hey, it’s ABC. No one ever accused them of doing the right thing…

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Friday, March 30, 2007

Time For A Friday Free-For-All!

Coming up this weekend, I've got renewal news, the sexiest stars in primetime, and much more...

But right now, let's open up this space to all of you. Got anything TV-related on your mind? How about you "Battlestar Galactica" fans? Did you like the finale?

And did any of you take my advice and start watching "Blood Ties"? It's getting pretty good...

The floor is yours. And remember, if you want to talk "American Idol," visit "Idol Chit-Chat" by clicking on the link on the right...

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

"Lost" creeps me out...

So was anyone else completely creeped out by the ending of tonight's "Lost"?

And I only saw the last half-hour since I was watching "South Park," so maybe you all could explain to me what the point of the whole Nikki-Paolo story was anyway...

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"South Park" takes on "24"...

I’ve never been a “South Park” fan, but tonight’s episode was absolutely hilarious.

Who knew that Cartman would make such a convincing Jack Bauer?...

Yes, that’s right. “South Park” took on “24” tonight complete with the authentic ticking clock sounds and the actual CTU phone sound (Funny that the cell phones had the same sound).

Granted, the idea of a nuclear device hidden in a certain area of Hilary Clinton’s anatomy was more than a little disturbing, but the rest of the parody was pitch perfect. Even non-“24” fans could appreciate Cartman “whispering loudly for dramatic effect” and the crazy uses of the clock. And when the power went off? Classic.

Plus, Kyle made a great Chloe…

“South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone said they studied “24” to create this episode and it really showed. We’ll have to wait and see if “The Simpsons” “24” parody in May turns out as good…

You can see this one for yourself tomorrow night at 10 on Comedy Central…

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Happy Birthday, Stay Tuned!


Today, March 28th, is “Stay Tuned”s first birthday!

Thank you to all of my readers who have made this such a great year.

To celebrate, I’m throwing a virtual birthday party, and you’re all invited.

But here’s the question. If you could bring any TV character or reality TV star to the party, who would you bring and why?

Just post a comment to get us started. I look forward to your answers…

Jennifer Aniston Shines in the "Dirt"

Is there a more messed up show on TV than “Dirt”?

No, I don’t think so…

If you watched tonight’s episode, then you know what I mean. The scenes with schizophrenic Don battling the voices in his head who were trying to convince him to kill Lucy (Courteney Cox) were totally disturbing. Lucy’s brother as her stalker was just weird and that sex tape thing? Let’s just not go there…

I have to admit, though, that after not seeing an episode since the premiere, it was pretty cool to see Lucy and Holt hooking up. But unfortunately, Cox hasn’t gotten any more convincing as a conniving witch.

However, Jennifer Aniston was fantastic as Lucy’s rival, Tina. For most of the episode Tina charmed everyone in Lucy’s world with her sweetness, eventually even winning Lucy over. But by the end of the episode, Tina was stabbing Lucy in the back in a beautiful scene that hearkened back to the premiere.

And the much ballyhooed kiss? Cox was right, it was no big deal at all…

It was great to see Aniston back on TV, and she was great in the part, but it would have been a lot better to see her on a good show…

Which leads me to the answer to my question from my previous post. What show was crazy enough to turn down a guest spot by Jennifer Aniston? None other than “24.” According to “TV Guide,” both Jennifer and her friend Ben Stiller approached the producers about making an appearance but they were turned down because the producers were concerned that such high profile stars would pull “24” out of its realistic tone…

As for Lucy’s fate after tonight’s cliffhanger, it may forever be up in the air as the ratings for “Dirt” have not been all that great and FX has made no decision on its future.

But if it does return, I would not be surprised to see Aniston return with it…

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Billy Ray Keeps "Dancing"...

We almost saw an “Achy Breaky” heart attack on tonight’s “Dancing With the Stars” as Billy Ray Cyrus was stunned that he and Karina were not in the bottom two.

I told you his charm would get him through, although I was a little concerned when Clyde was declared safe.

Instead we said goodbye to Paulina and Alec who were joined in the bottom two by Shandi and Brian…

And how about the trick ABC pulled tonight by not starting the show until “Idol” was over. The competition between FOX and ABC is better than the dancing…

Next week, half of the couples will do the jive and half of them will do the tango…

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"Prison Break": So Much To Say...

I just wanted to post a quick note so the "Prison Break" fans out there wouldn't think I'd forgotten about them...

Because with only one episode left, there's plenty to say; and don't worry, I'll say it before next week's finale.

But feel free to post your thoughts in the meantime...

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Monday, March 26, 2007

"24": Unrealism Rocks!

Tomorrow, Ken Tucker (“Entertainment Weekly”) and many other TV critics are going to say that tonight’s big “24” twist was one of the most unrealistic things the show has ever done. And I would have to agree with them…

But man, did it rock!

Warning: The remainder of this post contains details about tonight’s episode of “24.”

I was all ready to mourn the loss of President Wayne Palmer during tonight’s episode, so when we heard that the Victory was told to stand down instead of fire the nuclear weapon because President Palmer gave the order, I was ecstatic. But when we saw a fully functioning President Palmer sitting up in the bed arguing with the Vice President, I actually yelled out loud, “Woo hoo!”

And yes, as I said, the thought of a man with severe brain swelling that had just spent the last few hours in a drug induced coma being that coherent is completely unrealistic, but I don’t care. I LOVED it! And I love the writers for doing it…

Besides, I never thought it looked like President Palmer was that close to the bomb anyway…

Now I haven’t stopped loving Powers Boothe as the VP, I just really wasn’t ready for Wayne to die—especially with all the bad reviews that D.B. Woodside got as Wayne. I hope that he took some of them to heart and makes the critics eat their words now. He got off to a great start tonight…

The episode actually had several moments worthy of yelling out loud for. I was SO relieved when Brady, the autistic man who helped Jack get Gredenko, survived. Even Jack was sure he was a goner, so that was nice of the show to let him live. And it was nice to see Jack get a chance to show his sensitive side as he worked with Brady. I thought Brady’s brother gave up Gredenko a little quickly, but then we’re in that cutting back the torture mode now…

And even though it was a bit of a repeat of the Tony-Michelle moment in season two, the Milo-Nadia kiss was pretty good—although I didn’t like the giant pause before he actually kissed her. There are nuclear bombs on the loose, Milo. Just make your move already! I loved when Nadia told him that he made his apology. Yeah, I’m thinking his tongue did that for him…

And for heaven’s sake, would someone please tell us what Doyle did in Denver? They’re throwing us a lot of curve balls with that story and I’m still not quite sure what to think…

And Ricky still needs a haircut…

But maybe the most important thing I could say about this episode is that not once did I have to yell at my TV, “Where’s Jack?!” After disappearing for huge chunks of most of this season’s episodes, Jack was with us all the way tonight. And it’s not a coincidence that this episode was one of the best of the season so far…

Even if it was a tad unrealistic…

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"DWTS": "Don't break your frame. Your achy breaky frame..."

It’s too bad for Billy Ray Cyrus that the eliminations on "Dancing With the Stars" are not decided by audience votes alone, because in that case I think he’d go pretty far…

It’s the videos before the performances that make you want to watch him. His mocking of Karina was spot on and his “Achy Breaky Frame” song was also funny (although the audience didn’t laugh much. I hope that doesn’t mean they didn’t know the song!). He’s just so charming, it’s hard not to like him.

But even the judges liked his quick step tonight giving it a score of 21, but combined with last week’s score, he and Karina are still in last place. However, I think that the audience votes will put Billy Ray over Clyde Drexler and allow him to stay.

Speaking of tonight’s show, was anyone else stunned when Heather Mills did that flip? It’s a good thing for her that the eliminations are not decided by audience votes alone because she’s not really popular right now—especially with Beatles fans.

The first elimination show airs tomorrow (Tuesday) night at 9 on ABC. Tom Bergeron told us tonight that the elimination process will begin at the very beginning of the show which, of course, is an attempt to combat the extended “American Idol” on FOX…

“Don’t break your frame. Your achy breaky frame. I just don’t think they’d understand…”

Thanks, Billy Ray. I’m going to be singing that all day tomorrow…

Your thoughts?

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Sunday, March 25, 2007

Pick of the Week: Another "Friend" Gets "Dirt"y

When two stars of my favorite show of all-time reunite, it’s got to be my Pick of the Week, even if it isn’t a very good show…

As you’ve no doubt heard a million times by now, Jennifer Aniston guest stars this week on the season finale of “Dirt,” reuniting her with Courteney Cox. Aniston plays Tina, a rival tabloid editor to Cox’s Lucy.

To add spice to this story, Tina is a lesbian and she shares a kiss with Lucy. Cox has done everything she can to say the kiss is no big deal, but since this is FX, I’m not buying it.

Aniston asked Cox (who is an Executive Producer with her husband, David) if she could be on the show because it looked like they were having so much fun. But interestingly, “Dirt” was not the first show Aniston asked to be a part of. She inquired with producers of another TV drama about making an appearance, but the producers turned her down.

Who would turn down Jennifer Aniston for a guest spot? Guesses?...

The season finale of “Dirt” airs Tuesday, March 27th at 10 p.m. on FX…

And I’ll have the answer to that question for you on Tuesday night, so Stay Tuned…

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Introducing Danny and Sandy...

So if anyone out there still cares Max and Laura won the roles of Danny and Sandy on tonight’s “Grease: You’re the One That I Want.”

All of the contestants (including Derek) returned to perform in the finale and we finally heard everyone sing numbers from “Grease.” Personally, I think it would have been nice to hear them sing those songs during the competition so we could judge their ability to be Danny and Sandy, but what do I know?

In keeping with the show’s uneven and cheesy production, Austin and Ashley (the losing Danny and Sandy) were forced to perform with Max and Laura just 30 seconds after hearing they lost.

We also met the rest of the Broadway production’s cast, and they pretty much blew away the contestants, including Laura and Max.

But I’m glad I tuned in for those last 10 minutes because the look on David Ian’s face when Billy announced Max as the winner was priceless. Billy pointed out that he said, “Wow,” but I don’t think David meant it in a good way. I think he was genuinely horrified that Austin didn’t win.

Personally, I’m quite thankful. And Austin’s over-the-top performance in the last group number only drove that point home even more…

“Grease” is scheduled to open on Broadway this summer…

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The NFL's Poster Boy Tarnishes His Image

On the Idol Chit-Chat blog, I took a shot at this past weekend’s “Saturday Night Live” host, Peyton Manning, saying “as if we don’t see enough of that guy on TV already.”

Well, if he’s as entertaining as he was on “SNL,” he can be on TV as much as he wants…

It was great to see the NFL’s poster boy get his squeaky clean image a little dirty. The United Way spot parody in which Manning hit kids with a football, cursed at them for not catching his passes, taught them how to break into a car, and used them to hit on women was hysterical. It probably didn’t make the United Way (or the NFL) very happy since they used their actual logo, but I don’t think it will cause him to lose any endorsements.

And if it does, it’ll just make me like him more…

You can see the United Way spot for yourself at www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/index2.shtml.

And for anyone who has seen way too many “Dora the Explorer” cartoons, the “Saturday TV Funhouse” parody of Dora called “Maraka” was hilarious. You can see it at the same website…

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Friday, March 23, 2007

"Grey's Anatomy": Izzie in a Tizzy

Sorry, I couldn't resist the corny headline...

Warning: The remainder of this post contains details about last night's episode of "Grey's Anatomy"...

So, Izzie and George actually did it. And neither one of them is handling it very well, as it seems like Izzie may care more about George than even she knew.

Which leads me to a question. Does Izzie just turn feelings on and off like a light switch? Didn't Denny, the great love of her life, just die? And now that I think about it, didn't she fall head over heels for him a little too quickly as well?

Thoughts?

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Still Going Down the "Road"...

There’s one thing I forgot to say about “October Road” in my review that may explain why I find it compelling—the music.

Because Nick left 10 years ago, the show tries really hard to give things a 90s feel with the Goo Goo Dolls and other bands that sound like them and it really works.

Granted, they occasionally get things wrong. For example, teenagers in 1997 would not be huge REO Speedwagon fans, but you’re willing to forgive a show that uses “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” for its closing montage. I realize the timing on that one is about 10 years off too, but it was still really cool.

Warning: The remainder of this post contains details about last night’s “October Road”…

I thought this episode was better than the premiere, but I’ve still got some issues with Eddie. Were we really supposed to believe that he charmed an intelligent college girl by pretending to have a talking raccoon? How drunk was she? And how stupid was he to mention Nick’s name, thereby exposing his plan to use her to get back at Nick? And since she was sober enough to figure that out (with not much evidence, I have to admit), I must ask again why she thought a talking raccoon was cute. Eddie was almost redeemed when he asked out Janet, but then the previews showed us he hasn’t given up on his revenge plan so that pretty much spoiled it.

It was a nice twist that Owen’s wife, Allison, is still sleeping with Ikey (even though I find that really strange) and Nick’s father taking Hannah’s own cat to the vet where she works so he could check out Sam was hysterical.

So for now I’m still going down this “Road.”

I just wish I knew why…

Thoughts?

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

"Lost": Some Serious Daddy Issues...

I stopped watching “Lost” on a regular basis after we discovered that Locke was in a wheelchair before the plane crashed. It just totally creeped me out…

But since tonight we were going to find out what put him in the chair to start with, I decided to watch.

And as usual, I don’t know what to say…

Warning: The remainder of this post contains details about tonight’s episode of “Lost”…

So now there’s a magic box that will give people whatever they want? And to get Locke to side with him, Ben used the box to get Locke’s dad? Or is his dad connected with everything?

And is anyone else sick of The Others? Get back to the beach already!

As for the big reveal about Locke's paralysis, since I’m not a regular viewer I was kind of lost about that whole thing but it was interesting. And I’m sure this is the episode Terry O’Quinn (Locke) will send to the Emmys. His horror as he looked at the wheelchair was beautifully done.

I’m just concerned they’re making Locke a little crazy. And I can’t imagine that Jack is just going to take Locke blowing up his way home lying down.

And since I am behind on all the backstory, could someone explain to me how that guy is old enough to be Locke's dad?

The promos promise us another death next week. I think everyone is hoping for Paulo or Nikki…or both.

Thoughts?

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"October Road": A Familiar Path

Since I only taped the show out of duty to you, my faithful readers, and because it got so many bad reviews, I wasn’t eager to watch “October Road.”

So imagine my surprise when I actually found the hour somewhat compelling. Maybe it was because so much of it was so familiar…

“October Road” is the story of Nick Garrett (Bryan Greenberg). 10 years ago, Nick left his hometown, Knights Ridge, Massachusetts, to go on a six-week backpacking trip through Europe. He left behind his friends Eddie (Geoff Stults), Owen (Brad William Henke), Physical Phil (Jay Paulson) and Ikey (Evan Jones), and his girlfriend Hannah (Laura Prepon). And he never came back.

Now 10 years later, Nick is a successful author. His book, “Turtle on a Snare Drum” was a bestseller and turned into a hit movie. Nick is working on a new book, but he’s suffering from writer’s block. After visiting his old apartment for inspiration, Nick decides to accept an offer to teach for a day at Dufresne College and return to his hometown.

But when he gets there, the reception isn’t as warm as he hoped—especially since his novel made some of his friends look foolish. Eddie is angry because Nick didn’t return to go into business with him (and was made to look the worst in the book) and Hannah is still hurt over their breakup. She has a nine-year-old son that Nick suspects maybe his, even though she says he is not. And she’s dating “Big Cat,” who bullied Nick and his friends in high school.

Faced with all of this, Nick can’t get out of town fast enough. But when he’s presented with more evidence that Hannah’s son may be his, Nick decides to stay in town and make amends to his old friends.

The biggest problem is the walking stereotypes known as Nick’s friends—Eddie being the worst. Why would a 30-year-old want to bully college freshmen? And what is up with the guys still doing their air band every day at 3 p.m.? I also don’t get why the show found it necessary to have Physical Phil be a recluse. I guess they didn’t want all of them to have jobs. And Hannah dating the bully? Completely predictable…

And speaking of predictable, when Hannah’s son, Sam, stopped his bicycle to talk to Nick, I was sure that a car would come out of nowhere and hit him, causing him to need blood, thereby revealing the true identity of his father. So I was relieved when Sam pedaled away—until the previews showed him getting hit by a car.

Still, there’s something compelling about the Hannah-Nick story. After meeting Nick’s father, “The Commander” (Tom Berenger), it’s understandable why Nick took his late mother’s advice to pursue his dreams and didn’t come back home. But you can also understand Hannah’s pain and why she’s moved on with someone so wrong for her. And Laura Prepon is perfect as a young single mother trying to deal with it all.

If you like angst along the lines of “Dawson’s Creek” or “Felicity,” you’ll like “October Road.” Otherwise, you’ll want to skip its same-old, same-old ways…

“October Road” airs Thursdays at 10 p.m. on ABC…

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

"Grey's Fans": Change Your Schedules--Updated

Last week, I said that Thursday's episode of "Grey's Anatomy" was a rerun because that is what "TV Guide" had listed.

However, tonight, while watching "Boston Legal," I see that Thursday's episode is indeed a new one.

"Grey's" airs Thursday at 9 p.m. on ABC...

Update: As I suspected, ABC made the change to try and sustain the momentum of "October Road" (which I will have a review of later tonight). But since they didn't make the announcement until late Monday night, I'm sure there are some fans out there who are in the dark, so be sure to spread the word!

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Billy Ray Fails to Wow-Wow-Wow the Judges With the Cha-Cha-Cha

Poor Billy Ray. The judges didn't like him, he nearly scalped his partner while trying to remove her wig, and he's now in last place...

Because I'm otherwise tied up on Monday nights, I only saw three dancers: Leeza Gibbons, Ian Ziering and Billy Ray and I've got to say I wasn't all that impressed with any of them.

Thoughts?

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Monday, March 19, 2007

Tonight's "24" Shocker: An Episode That Worked

Thanks to the description in “TV Guide” and spoilers I had read months ago, I knew what was going to happen on tonight’s “24”…

In fact, I had already formulated what I was going to write in my mind and it was going to be scathing…

But you won’t read it here, because even though I was right about what happened, the show managed to make it work.

In fact, the whole episode worked. And believe me, I’m as surprised as anyone…

Warning: The remainder of this post contains details about tonight’s episode of “24.”

When I saw both Regina King (Sandra) and Rena Sofer (Marilyn) in the credits, I was sure this episode was going to be a bad one. But the drama at the White House and the drama at CTU were actually good—even if they were a bit repetitive.

The mole scenario at CTU does get dragged out every season, but it was a welcome event tonight, maybe because it made things feel like they were back to normal—especially since I don’t think this one is over. Why did Chloe point out that Nadia was using Milo’s ID? Was it to remind us? Hmmm?

I was upset that Morris’ drinking got brought up again, until I saw why. Chloe’s scene was brilliant. As Morris said, “You’ve got to love this place.” And could it be that Milo was looking for someone else to cast doubt on? Hmmm?

As for the White House story, yes, this one is reminiscent of season two with the Vice President staging a coup against President David Palmer. But that Vice President wasn’t a total psycho. And as much as I love Alan Dale, he’s no Powers Boothe. Plus, the return of Jayne Atkinson brought back that needed punch we got in the beginning of the season when Karen and Tom argued non-stop. Because Peter MacNicol (Tom) is returning to “Numb3rs” before the end of the season, I know his time is short. But I am loving every minute in the meantime.

And this whole thing about reviving President Palmer? I know it doesn’t make much sense, but it does make for good TV…

For me, however, the best scene of the night actually involved Marilyn. Thinking she had an opening, Marilyn finally made her move to kiss Jack, but Jack—God love him—turned his head. “I guess I was wrong,” she said. Yes you were, you little tramp!

Which leads us to the scene I had been dreading. And it didn’t make it any easier that the news came from Marilyn’s lips: Audrey is dead.

Now, I know that there are some of you out there who are hopping mad that Audrey didn’t get an onscreen death, and I planned to be one of you, but the scene where Jack discovered her death was so good, I was willing to overlook it. The pain and anger in his eyes as he hung up Chloe’s phone and demanded answers was beautiful.
But before you go Jack Bauer on me for not being upset, let me ask a question. Why did the show mention Audrey now? Why didn’t they just wait until the end of the season? Could it be that Audrey’s death will play a role later? I’m just speculating here, of course, but I can’t believe the show would do this to us without a reason. And I have a sneaking suspicion that Papa Bauer has something to do with it…

And if I’m wrong, I’ll just get mad later. For now, it’s enough to see Jack back to his old self as he fights for Audrey’s death to not be in vain…

There were some problems with the episode, number one of which was that we got zero mention of Logan. But since that story was pretty stupid anyway, I’m willing to move on if they are. And I still can’t get behind Ricky Schroeder. Maybe it’s because it’s Ricky Schroeder or maybe it’s that silly bowl he calls a haircut. Or maybe it’s just because I don’t like anyone doing Jack’s job and getting more screen time while doing it.

And if we have to give screen time to someone else, couldn’t we give it to Buchanan? It was nice to see him break up Milo and Doyle, but he needs more to do than that, kids…

It’s now after 11 as I type this paragraph. It’s taken me this long to write this post partly because I was watching “CSI: Miami” and partly because I’m still in shock. I was ready to blast the writers, the producers, the prop guys—anyone I could for ruining my show.
But I’m happy to say that didn’t happen.

Now, whether or not I’ll feel that way next week…

Stay Tuned…

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Sunday, March 18, 2007

Pick of the Week: Season Finale Sunday

My Pick of the Week is a show I’ve never watched, but I know I would really like if I had the time…

Sunday, it’s the season finale of “Battlestar Galactica.” Fans are still reeling from some of the season’s earlier shocks and my sources say that won’t stop after Sunday.

“Battlestar Galactica” airs Sunday, March 25th at 10 p.m. on the SciFi Channel…

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"Grease: You're The One That I Want": A Reality Check

So now that Derek is out of the competition and I think it’s safe to say none of us really cares what happens next, I thought it was time for a reality check…

Though the show is doing a good job of hyping things up, the truth is that “Grease: You’re the One That I Want” has been a ratings failure for NBC. After premiering with over 12 million viewers, the show has slipped to just above six million viewers.

NBC didn’t do it any favors scheduling it against the Super Bowl and the Grammys and not giving it very much promotion or an additional results show, but I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the ratings dropped after the performance shows began. Because although they’ve improved considerably since the show went to an hour, let’s face it. It’s been a bit of a cheesefest.

And here’s a few reasons why…

The hosts. For me, Billy Bush is one of the most annoying people on TV. It’s clear he’s trying to be Ryan Seacrest and he’s failing miserably. And if you choose to have two hosts, then you have to give them both something to do and in trying to give Denise a task, she cut into the panel’s time, which let’s face it, is what we really wanted to hear.

Those nicknames. Were the nicknames supposed to help us remember the contestants better? To me they were just silly. “Hot Danny”? “Small-Town Sandy”? Whatever…

Those matching costumes. Why was it necessary to have them wearing those shirts and skirts with the D? and S? See what I mean about cheesy?

Did I mention Billy Bush?

The music. As Chuck has pointed out in his blog, it’s a little difficult for America to pick Danny and Sandy when they’re not singing Danny and Sandy songs—or even Broadway songs at all. I can’t help but wonder if while trying to be another “American Idol” they may have sacrificed getting the best performers for the Broadway show. Not even the duet songs in the finals were from “Grease.” Why wouldn’t we hear them sing “You’re the One That I Want”?

I also think America was put off when they discovered their choices for elimination wouldn’t be honored. Several weeks the panel saved the person with the lowest number of votes (including Austin last week). I think a lot of people (including me) thought that was unfair.

There’s one more thing about the show. Although the Broadway show sold over $1 million in advance tickets in the first week of the show, sales have been sluggish ever since. And the Broadway show has yet to find a theater.

Now I’m not saying that all of this wasn’t great exposure for the contestants, because I believe it was, but I think it could’ve been even better with a little less cheese…

And A LOT less Billy Bush…

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Derek Says Goodbye...

Am I the only one who thinks it's unfair that the only time we got to hear Derek sing a "Grease" song was when he said goodbye?

And ironically, it was the same song Austin and Max sang in their sing-off.

And yes, I think he did a better job than Austin...

For more on Derek's departure, be sure to visit Chuck's "Tri-State Theater" blog by clicking on the link at right...

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Derek Goes Home...

It’s been a great ride, but tonight, “Grease: You’re The One That I Want” said goodbye to Derek.

After watching Austin in the recap, I got some serious bad jujus for Derek. It seemed like maybe Austin redeemed himself, even though I still don’t think he’s Danny Zuko.

And I was right as Max and Austin are now in the finals. Who would’ve thought that a month ago?

Kathleen reacted with “wow.” I wonder if she’s second-guessing their save of Austin…

Derek said he was a little surprised, but he handled the goodbye video well, even laughing at his voice crack. I think he knew the minute he heard Austin was in the finals...

Kathleen said she was so sad to see him go, and the only thing that made her feel better was knowing that they would work together in “many, many shows.”

I have no doubt we’ll see him somewhere big very soon…

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"Grease: You're The One That I Want" Preview

So tonight’s the night we find out if Derek Keeling makes the finals. And then we get the finals just a few minutes later…

At the beginning of tonight’s episode, one Danny and one Sandy will be eliminated based solely on last week’s votes. There are no more sing-offs or judges’ saves.

Then, the final two will compete and America will vote. The Danny and Sandy with the most votes will be named the winners during next week’s finale.

You may have heard Derek in an interview on WSAZ asking for everyone to vote one last time. The only problem is that Derek will have to survive last week’s vote in order for anyone to be able to vote this week. Think he knows something we don’t or is he just trying to think positive?

“Grease: You’re the One That I Want” airs tonight (Sunday) at 8 on NBC…

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Saturday, March 17, 2007

A "Dancing With the Stars" Preview

I’ve never been a fan of “Dancing With the Stars,” and I’m definitely not thrilled about it moving to Mondays. But how could I not root for Billy Ray Cyrus?

Billy Ray is dancing with Mario Lopez’s partner, Karina Smirnoff. As he says, “Last year, Karina had Mario. Now, she’s got a left-footed hillbilly.”

In his defense, Karina says “he has so much talent and personality. I have to bring it out on the dance floor.” You may recall how hard Karina was on Mario last season and apparently she hasn’t changed. Billy Ray says he’s changed his name to Rotator because she’s always telling him to rotate.

As for his dance experience, he says he has none. He doesn’t even know the “Achy Breaky” and he skipped most of his dances in high school.

Speaking of his famous song, Billy Ray says he won’t use it unless they ask him to sing it. Let me put in that request right now. Don’t you think that would be a cool closing song for the results show one week?...

Billy Ray cites family as the reason why he’s doing the show. His father, who passed away last year, was a huge fan. And when his daughter, Noah, told her first-grade teacher her dad was “scared” to do the show, the teacher told her to go home and tell him “Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.”

When “DWTS” is over, Billy Ray will go back to “Hannah Montana” AND recording an album for Disney (Woo-hoo!)…

So who’s the competition?

Heather Mills, the ex-Mrs. Paul McCartney, will get a lot of attention because of her artificial leg. She’s paired with Jonathan Roberts, who last danced with Rachel Hunter.

Apolo Anton Ohno, the 2006 Olympic Gold Medal Winner for short-track speedskating, didn’t start his dance training in earnest until March 13th after the World Championships. He’s paired with first-timer Julianne Hough.

Joey Fatone, the ‘N Sync-er, is paired with Kym Johnson, who last danced with Jerry Springer.

Ian Ziering of “Beverly Hills 90210” is paired with two-time champ Cheryl Burke.

Shandi Finnessey, Miss USA 2004, is paired with first-timer Brian Fortuna.

Paulina Porizkova, the supermodel, is paired with Alec Mazo, who last danced with Season One champ Kelly Monaco.

Laila Ali, the undefeated super middleweight women’s boxing champ, is paired with Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who last danced with Willa Ford.

John Ratzenberger, best known for playing Cliff on “Cheers” only had 17 days to practice because he was a last-minute substitution for Vincent Pastore. He’s paired with Edyta Sluvinkska, who last danced with Joey Lawrence.

Leeza Gibbons, best known for her time on “Entertainment Tonight,” is paired with Tony Dovolani, who last danced with Sara Evans.

Clyde Drexler, the former NBA star, will be the tallest contestant ever (at 6’7”). He’s paired with Elesa Grinemko, who last danced while Tucker Carlson sat and watched.

“Dancing With the Stars” premieres with a two-hour performance show Monday, March 19th at 8 p.m. The results show will premiere Tuesday, March 27th at 9 p.m. on ABC...

Photo of Billy Ray Cyrus dancing with Thea Andrews of "Entertainment Tonight," courtesy of ET Online. Photo of Ian Ziering and Cheryl Burke courtesy of Gannett News Service.

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Friday, March 16, 2007

"Grey's Anatomy": Things that make you go hmm...

So, two friends end up in bed together (though we don't know whether anything happened), and the race for chief just got a little more interesting...

Plus, the fabulous Shohreh Aghdashloo as a former colleague of McDreamy's!

Next week is a re-run though. So why a new one this week in the middle of March? My theory is that they wanted to give a strong lead-in to "October Road."

Thoughts?...

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Thursday, March 15, 2007

FOX Gives Me "The Wedding Bells" Blues...

Behind the scenes of weddings and David E. Kelley (“Boston Legal,” “Ally McBeal”). It seemed like the perfect combination.

So how come it isn’t?

“The Wedding Bells” stars Teri Polo, KaDee Strickland and Sarah Jones as Jane, Annie and Sammy Bell. The Bell sisters run The Wedding Palace, a full-service wedding venue. Jane is married to Russell, the COO, but they are in a rut and Jane seems to have an eye for Enrico (Costas Mandylor), the chef. Annie is still getting over a break-up with David (Michael Landes), the wedding photographer, and won’t admit that she still has feelings for him. Sammy hooks up with a member of the wedding party, only to find out later he’s married.

In the premiere, the Bells are planning the wedding of Amanda Pontell (Kelley go-to-gal, Missi Pyle). Amanda instantly clashes with wedding singer Ralph (Chris Williams) and threatens to pull out of The Wedding Palace. But David, who the Bells use to calm the brides, talks her out of it, leaving them only to deal with Amanda’s mother (Delta Burke) who pays to have Jesus Christ mentioned three times during the wedding (The groom is Jewish.) and insists on cherries jubilee for the dessert.

Trouble strikes on the wedding day, though, as Amanda decides she doesn’t feel sexy enough to walk down the aisle. David comes to the rescue again and the wedding goes off without a hitch.

At the reception, Jane and Russell seem to reconnect and Annie and David admit their feelings for each other—just as the cherries jubilee set Amanda’s dress on fire.

The ending was typical David E. Kelley—irreverent and unexpected—but where was that for the rest of the hour? Yes, the bride was making unreasonable requests, but why weren’t they something more outrageous than just demanding a song be played a certain way? And how many times can the show go to the “Don’t worry, the good looking photographer will save the day” well?

There are also casting problems too. Teri Polo, who is a great actress, comes off so matronly in her dowdy outfits and her even dowdier hairstyle. I know she’s the married one, but come on! And listening to Costas Mandylor’s Italian accent is almost painful.

I have no doubt that Kelley will turn up the irreverence dial (“Boston Legal” was once a serious show too.), but it’s too late for me. And not even David the photographer can talk me out of this one.

“The Wedding Bells” airs Fridays at 9 p.m. on FOX…

Photos Courtesy of Gannett News Service

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Attention "Grey's" Fans...

I almost forgot to remind you that tonight's episode of "Grey's Anatomy" is new.

"Grey's" airs at 9 pm. on ABC.

That is all...

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"Lost": Who's the Daddy?

Warning: The remainder of this post contains details about last night's episode of "Lost"...

As "Lost" fans have long suspected, it was revealed last night that Jack's father, Christian, is indeed Claire's father--but she doesn't know that because she didn't even get his name.

Next week, we get the answer to another mystery as we find out why Locke was in a wheelchair. AND my sources say the episode on March 28th is going to be a doozy as we get the return of some old favorites (Hint: It's Paolo's and Nikki's flashback episode.) and a major twist that will have everyone buzzing (No, I have no idea what it is.)...

Thoughts?

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

The Return of Conan and Andy...

I think Conan O’Brien and Andy Richter are truly a great comic duo.

So when I heard the two were re-teaming for a new television show (Andy as star, Conan as Executive Producer and creator), I was pretty excited. I just wish I was still as excited after watching it.

That’s not to say that “Andy Barker, P.I.” isn’t funny, it’s just not as hilarious as I would’ve expected…

Richter is Andy Barker, a CPA who decides to open his own accounting office—in a strip mall, of all places. The business doesn’t take off right away and Andy finds himself with a lot of free time on his hands, which he uses to hang out with Simon (Tony Hale, “Arrested Development”), who owns the “Video Riot” video store and Wally (Marshall Manesh), a restaurant owner.

One day, a woman comes into the office and mistakenly thinks Andy is the former tenant, private eye, Lew Staziak (Harve Presnell). Needing the money to pay the rent, Andy decides to take the case. With Simon and Wally’s help, he ends up getting himself in way over his head but manages to save the day—with his accounting skills—and decides that being a P.I. might be exactly what he needs.

Since the pilot had to set everything up, there wasn’t really room for a lot of jokes. So, there’s no reason to think the show won’t get funnier as it goes along. And let’s face it. Richter is just funny doing nothing. There are too many movie references from Simon and the attack on “Miss Congeniality 2” is a little out of nowhere (though totally deserved), but it’s something that can be overlooked since Hale is so incredibly talented. And it’s great to have Harve Presnell (last seen as Mr. Parker in “The Pretender”) back in a regular TV series.

You might be disappointed with the pilot too, but I say give the show time—or at least the six weeks NBC is giving it. I think it will be worth your effort.

“Andy Barker, P.I.” premieres Thursday, March 15th at 9:30 p.m. on NBC…

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He sees dead people, I just see a dumb show...

I’ve always liked Jeff Goldblum. He’s got that bumbling quality that makes his characters so loveable.

But in the case of “Raines,” that quality handicaps the entire show. As does the premise, the plot, and pretty much everything else…

Goldblum is LAPD Detective Michael Raines. Raines sees dead people—but not ghosts. Raines has such an active imagination that the victims of the murders he’s investigating become real in his mind, making him see them. But because they are only in his imagination, they can only tell him what he already knows. In fact, in many cases they just repeat what he says. And yes, that is as annoying as it sounds…

In the premiere, Raines is investigating the murder of Sandy Boudreaux (Alexa Davalos of “Reunion”), a young woman with a tawdry secret. He’s just back to work after he and his partner were both shot. In fact, his now ex-partner, Charlie (Malik Yoba), is the only one he has confided in about his secret. At first, Raines thinks he’s going crazy, but then he relies on the victim more and more as he puts the pieces together (even though they can’t give him any new information).

My question is since the victim represents Raines’ own imagination then why does he need to see them anyway? Why can’t he just solve the case on his own?

I know. Then there wouldn’t be any show…

Which leads me to the case itself. I’m not sure it made complete sense and the resolution was way too neat and a little too insulting to my intelligence. I think maybe the writers need to concentrate a little less on the imaginative ways that Raines sees the victims and concentrate a little more on the plot.

But even if all of that was fixed, there’s still the problem of Goldblum himself. I just didn’t believe him as a cop. Maybe it was that bumbling personality, or maybe it was the fact that with his height he towers over everyone. Whatever it was, I just couldn’t buy it.

However, for me, the saddest thing of all is that the one real twist in the premiere that might have made me leave the show feeling a little better was given away in the preview on the Netflix disc NBC did (You can also see it online.). I guess they thought no one would pay that close of attention (although I thought it was pretty obvious.).

Some day Jeff Goldblum will make a great TV leading man, but this is not the vehicle for him to do it in…

“Raines” premieres Thursday, March 15th at 10 p.m. on NBC…

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Is Your Favorite Show In Trouble?

The networks are just a little less than two months away from announcing their fall schedules. So now is the time they give serious thought to which shows won’t return.

So are any of your favorites in trouble?

Here’s a look at which ones are on the bubble, according to a recent article in “Variety”…

NBC is expected to show patience with two of its struggling, but critically acclaimed shows, “30 Rock” and “Friday Night Lights.” But “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip” will not be back, according to most sources. Also in trouble are “Crossing Jordan” and “Medium,” although there’s a good chance “Medium” could end up on CBS.

Another show that could end up switching networks is “Scrubs,” which will more than likely end up at ABC, if ABC Television Studio (which produces the show) doesn’t lower its license fee.

And somewhat surprisingly, two members of the “Law & Order” family are on the bubble: “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” and the original “L&O.” But unless NBC has a ton of unbelievable pilots in the wings, it’s likely the original will return. Creator Dick Wolf is meeting with NBC execs this week to try and strike a deal…

ABC showed patience last season by renewing the struggling “What About Brian?” but it’s not likely to return since it’s already squandered a second chance. “The Nine,” one of the most critically acclaimed shows before the season began, is highly unlikely to get a second season.

Although the network pulled “The Knights of Prosperity” from the schedule, it’s a favorite of ABC President Steve McPherson and many at the net are hoping it could show second-season growth like NBC’s “The Office,” so it could return. “Men In Trees” is likely to return and “Six Degrees” could be renewed if it does well when it returns later this month. “Big Day,” “Help Me Help You,” “In Case of Emergency,” “According to Jim” and “George Lopez” are probably all goners…

As the #1 network, CBS’s biggest problem is where to put new shows with so many successes. Sitcoms “The Class,” “The New Adventures of Old Christine” and “Rules of Engagement” are all on the bubble with “Engagement” having the best chances to return, though I can’t imagine “Christine” not coming back as well. One show not likely to return is “Close to Home”…

FOX is still hoping to turn “’Til Death” into a hit, but if it doesn’t score well after “American Idol” it will probably be a goner. Also in question is “The War at Home” since several other pilots are interested in star Michael Rappaport. It’s too soon to tell for “The Winner” and “The Wedding Bells” and “Standoff” has one more shot to make it when it returns on Fridays later this month…

“Veronica Mars” fans will want to be sure to catch the season’s final episodes in May, because they will likely be the show’s last. “Gilmore Girls” will return if the actors sign new contracts. “7th Heaven” will probably be gone—again—and “All of Us” is also in trouble. But since the CW has limited its number of pilots in development, anything’s possible…

I’ll keep you posted…




Photos of "Friday Night Lights," "The Nine," "Six Degrees," "The Class," "'Til Death" and "Veronica Mars" courtesy of Gannett News Service

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A March Madness Diversion...

I know I’m not the high school sports blogger, but since it’s March Madness, I hope you’ll forgive the diversion…

Because I would be remiss if I didn’t congratulate the Oak Hill boy’s basketball team on their first ever Ohio Division III district championship. It’s also the first district championship for any boy’s basketball team in Jackson County history.

So how did a team that had only won seven games over the past three seasons end up with a district championship?

Two words for you: Norm Persin.

That’s right. The king of Ohio high school basketball is at it again…

For those of you who don’t know me, I graduated from Chesapeake High School. There are a lot of things about my high school experience that I don’t care to remember, but Coach Persin is not one of them. After all, he taught me everything I know about American History—which was quite a lot until college and too much TV fried my brain cells.

He told me a few years ago that I was his second best student ever. I think it’s the only time I’ve ever disagreed with him (Coach, if you’re reading this, you know I’m #1.)…

So, when he decided to go home to Oak Hill, I was kind of upset, though I completely understood his decision. I (along with MANY others) just didn’t want him to leave until he got the job done (i.e. a state title). Plus, with the team he was inheriting, I figured he wouldn’t have time to turn the Oaks into a contender before he decided to retire.

I really should know by now to never underestimate Coach Persin…

Granted, the Oaks face an extremely tough test tomorrow night as they take on 22-2 Wheelersburg, who is ranked #6 in the state. But that’s why you play the game.

And I won’t make the mistake of underestimating him--or his team--again…

Oak Hill takes on Wheelersburg Wednesday, March 14th at 6:15 p.m. at the Convocation Center in Athens.

For more High School Sports news, click on the High School Sports link at right...

Monday, March 12, 2007

"24": I'm Getting Scared...

“Don’t be scared,” Jack Bauer told the Russian woman. “You’ll be okay.”

And she was, amazingly enough. But will the show be?

For the first time all season, I’m not so sure…

Warning: The remainder of this post contains details about tonight’s “24.”

Sometimes it’s just no fun to be right and tonight was one of those times. I correctly predicted from what I heard of the promo that Martha would kill Charles. But if that’s the promo department’s idea of “the most shocking moment in ‘24’ history,” they haven’t been watching the show very long.

Or maybe they feel like they had to oversell it to make it seem more exciting. Something sure needed to…

It’s not unusual for the show to bring back a beloved character just to kill them, but if Logan is indeed dead, what did he die for? Just so Martha could make a phone call that did absolutely nothing? Was the whole purpose of that to get the raid on the consulate authorized so it didn’t seem like the raid in season four?

And what was even the point of bringing back Martha? Just so she could kill Logan and make that unnecessary phone call?

And why on earth would Jean Smart and Gregory Itzin sign on for this?

And am I the only one that feels a little betrayed? Not by the overblown promos, but by the show itself. The return of the Logans had been heavily anticipated all season, and their reunion was as good as advertised, but it was WAY too short and WAY too pointless.

As you know, I have defended “24” every step of the way this season, but after this, I’ve got to say I’m losing a little heart as well. And it doesn’t help that Jack has been MIA for much of the season.

That’s not to say the show doesn’t still have its good points. Powers Boothe is awesome as Vice-President Daniels and Peter MacNicol is continuing his strong run as Tom Lennox (But now that we’re blaming Assad, couldn’t we bring back Reed?). And the sped up launch of the nukes will amp up the adrenaline.

But waiting around the corner is the conclusion of the Phillip and Marilyn story and no doubt Sandra to whine over her injured brother.

And that doesn’t leave me much hope about where this season is headed.

I’m still with it, mind you, since unlike other critics, I remember that “24” was not always as strong as it was last season; but I’m really hoping they turn things around.

Because I’m getting pretty scared myself…

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Sunday, March 11, 2007

"The Riches": Rich In Melodrama

The first five minutes of “The Riches” are highly entertaining with Eddie Izzard at his charming best.

But then the show sinks into a melodramatic muck that it never works its way out of.

Izzard and Minnie Driver star as Wayne and Dahlia Malloy. They have three children: Cael (Noel Fisher), Delilah (Shannon Woodward) and Sam (Aiden Mitchell). The Malloys are a family of Irish “travelers” who make their living by conning others. In the opener, Dahlia is paroled from prison after two years and returns to her husband and kids and the clan she calls family. But the new head of the clan, Dale (Todd Stashwick) declares that Delilah must marry one of the other clan members. Realizing the new sheriff in town is going to make trouble, Wayne decides to leave, but not before he takes some of the clan’s money with him.

Wayne resigns himself to a life on the run, but after a tragic turn of events, he finds a way for his family to “steal the American dream” by living another family’s lives.

It’s a good premise with a lot of potential, but the episode makes the mistake of not allowing Izzard to play to his strengths. The opening of the show features Wayne conning an entire high school reunion while his kids pickpocket the guests. It would have been nice to have seen more of that side of him.

Instead we see him arguing and fighting. And we see Dahlia shooting up heroin and arguing and fighting, and having so many breakdowns I lost count. And it didn’t make sense to me that Dahlia was willing to turn her back on her husband just to please Dale, even though he wanted her daughter to marry someone she didn’t love.

There’s a good chance that the show could lighten up as the Malloys try to adjust to being someone else. But it’s also possible the show will stay in the melodramatic and quite frankly, boring doldrums.

Since I’m such a fan of Izzard, I really hope for that first one.

“The Riches” premieres Monday at 10 p.m. on FX…

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Derek Fans: This is the one that counts!

This is the one that counts, folks. You’ve done such a good job, but now you need to vote to get Derek into next week’s finals.

Because if he makes it into that top two, I think he’s got a great shot to win this thing.

In my opinion, Derek’s toughest competition is Max. He’s pretty much come out of nowhere to become the favorite. He’s got a great voice, he’s a good actor, but his look is a little off for me. Maybe it’s because he’s so young.

Austin (who was saved in tonight's sing-off after getting the lowest number of votes) tends to over-perform, which was especially obvious during the two group performances tonight. That tendency makes his Danny not come off as tough as he needs to be. I think Austin is a great performer, he’s just not meant for this role—even though David and Jim both picked him as their favorite tonight (Kathleen picked Max.).

The good news for Derek is that the panel no longer has any say and now it is completely up to you. So, vote, vote, VOTE!

Derek’s number is 1-888-I-VOTE-02. You can vote up to 200 times until 11 p.m. You can also vote online at www.nbc.com/grease up to 10 times per e-mail address (So if you have two e-mail addresses, vote 20 times.) until 4 a.m. Monday.

And in case you’re curious, my favorite Sandy is Laura, followed by Ashley.

Don’t forget that for a director’s perspective, you can visit the Tri-State Theater blog by clicking on the link on the right.

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Holy Crap! The Derek Fans Come Through Again

A HUGE congratulations to the Derek fans out there. I said that you needed to put Derek in the top two to keep him in for sure. And that's exactly what you did.

And he was rewarded with the perfect song for him, "The Devil in Disguise," which he nailed.

Thankfully, unlike "American Idol," the show saved the sappy video for after his performance, because seeing his dad say how proud he was made Derek cry.

Kathleen said he had the "true easy-going charm of a Broadway leading man." Her brother, Rob Marshall, the director of "Chicago," said it was "beautiful." Due to time (Rob talked a little too long.), we didn't hear comments from Jim and David.

I've got to believe that it's Austin that will be saved after the sing-off later in the show, but if the panel saves Chad, that could seriously help Derek's chances.

However, Derek may not need any help since it's obvious he has a huge fanbase.

I'll be back with more comments after the show...

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Pick of the Week: The Biggest Twist in "24" History

There’s a reason why I don’t watch “24” commercials. They give too much away.

I mean, the previews and “TV Guide” reveal enough, why do I need the commercials to spoil my fun too?

The problem is that almost all of the shows I watch are on FOX. So when the commercials come on I’m forced to take drastic measures. I don’t just turn my head or leave the room, I sing so I don’t hear what’s being said either.

But last week during “American Idol,” I was upstairs and the TV was on downstairs. I heard the commercial come on, but because I wasn’t near the TV, I didn’t sing. Big mistake.

I didn’t hear all of what was said, but I did hear the announcer promise us the biggest twist in “24” history.

Now, I know that it’s the job of the network promo department to oversell things. And more often than not, they turn out to be disappointments (Remember that “Lost” promo that promised the answers to three of the show’s biggest questions?). But over the years, FOX has been pretty accurate with their “24” promos—one of the reasons I don’t watch them.

When they told us to not miss the first 10 minutes of last season’s premiere? They were totally right. And every time they told us someone important would die? Right again.

So, I’m actually inclined to believe that Monday’s show is going to deliver a whopper of a shocker. And that’s why “24” is my Pick of the Week.

The other bad thing about “24” promos is that they become more revealing as the show’s airing gets closer. But knowing that didn’t stop me from listening to the promo they aired during today’s NASCAR race—which gave me an idea about what’s going to happen. And if I’m right, it will definitely be a shocker.

“24” airs Monday, March 12th at 9 p.m. on FOX…

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This Week's Mid-Season Replacements: Lots of Familiar Faces

Some familiar faces return to TV (or appear for the first time) this week as four more mid-season replacements are unveiled…

Monday, it’s the latest drama from FX, “The Riches,” starring Eddie Izzard and Minnie Driver as grifters (10 p.m.)…






Thursday, Andy Richter returns to TV with “Andy Barker, P.I.,” which is executive-produced and co-created by his pal, Conan O’Brien (9:30 p.m., NBC).






Also getting a premiere on Thursday is “Raines” starring Jeff Goldblum as a police detective who solves crimes with the help of the victims (In other words, he sees dead people.) (10 p.m., NBC).









ABC unveils “October Road” about an author who returns home after being away for 10 years and has to face the people he wrote about for the first time. Laura Prepon (“That 70s Show”) and Tom Berenger are among the stars (10 p.m.)…
Photos Courtesy of Gannett News Service, NBC.com and ABC.com

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Saturday, March 10, 2007

"The Winner" lives up to its name

Let’s face it. Seth McFarlane is one of the most twisted minds in television these days. You only have to watch about 15 minutes of “Family Guy” to see that.

But he’s also one of the funniest minds in TV and “The Winner” does nothing to break that track record.

If you haven’t seen it, the show is the story of Glen Abbott (Rob Corddry). We’re told at the beginning of the premiere that he’s now the richest man in Buffalo. The show takes us back to the time in his life when Glen truly became an adult—1994, the year he turned 32.

Glen is living with his parents (Linda Hart and Lenny Clarke) where he does nothing but watch TV all day. When he’s not watching TV, he’s checking his pulse or taking some other action that feeds his hypochondria. But when Alison (Erinn Hayes), the only girl he ever kissed, returns to town and moves in next door, everything changes. Since Alison is a doctor and left her husband because among other reasons he was lazy, Glen decides to get a job and start making something of himself.

It doesn’t go well for Glen until he befriends Alison’s 14-year-old son, Josh (Keir Gilchrist). Since Glen has the social skills of a teenager, he and Josh hit it off. Glen helps Josh get a date and Josh helps Glen get a job at the video store. And when Josh realizes that Glen is interested in his mom, he helps out there too.

The idea of a 32-year-old man being such good friends with a 14-year-old might seem kind of strange, but Corddry is so cute, he makes it believable. And Gilchrist is a great child actor find.

The show is a little more traditional than any of McFarlane’s other shows, but that doesn’t mean it’s any less funny and it does still have its McFarlane moments. In the premiere, Josh and Glen freak out about whether their dates will want to make out with them. “Should we have bought condoms?” Josh asks.

As I said, in any other show it might be weird, but in this one it works. I just hope FOX considers giving it a chance next season.

“The Winner” airs Sundays at 8:30 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. on FOX…

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Sink your teeth into "Blood Ties"

When you think about Lifetime, you don’t generally think cool supernatural drama.

But that’s exactly what you get with “Blood Ties,” the new series based on Tanya Huff’s “Blood Books” novels.

Christina Cox is Vicki Nelson, a private investigator who was a top detective until her eye sight forced her to quit. After she witnesses a bizarre murder, she’s hired by the victim’s girlfriend to determine if he was killed by a vampire.

While investigating the case, Vicki crosses swords with the lead detective, Mike Celluci (Dylan Neal), her former partner and boyfriend who still carries a torch for her. Mike tries to keep her from nosing into the case, but her friendship with the coroner and other key people within the department keep that from happening.

Also interested in the investigation is Henry Fitzroy (Kyle Schmid), a vampire who masquerades as a graphic novelist. Soon, Henry discovers that a great evil may be about to reveal itself.

What none of them know (but we do) is that the person behind this is a seemingly normal individual trying to change his life in all the wrong ways.

There really is no other way to describe this show than to say it’s really cool. Cox is perfectly cast as Vicki and Schmid has that whole “Interview with a Vampire” thing going for him. You discover just enough about the characters to care about them, but enough is unsaid to leave you wanting more—especially about Henry.

The special effects are not completely solid, but the cool look of the show masks any of the imperfections. In other words, it’s all so pretty you don’t really care.

Plus, there’s that sexy vibe that oozes throughout.

I kept thinking to myself that the show seemed so un-Lifetime. Granted, the idea of a strong female investigator is very Lifetime. But watching vampires fly around in the darkened streets? Not so much.

But if this is some new direction the network is taking, I support it wholeheartedly.

“Blood Ties” premieres with a two-hour episode Sunday, March 11th at 9 p.m. on Lifetime…

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Thursday, March 08, 2007

"Grey's Anatomy": More Drama Behind-the-Scenes?

Since “Grey’s Anatomy” was a rerun again tonight, let me give you the latest news on the action behind-the-scenes…

Tim Daly has signed on to be a part of the spin-off featuring Addison. The wonderful Paul Adelstein, who is currently playing Kellerman on “Prison Break,” is also scheduled to appear in the two-hour “Grey’s” episode that will serve as the show’s pilot.

I love Tim Daly, but as big of a show killer as he’s been lately (“The Fugitive,” “Eyes,” “The Nine”), I’m not sure that’s good news for the spin-off’s prospects…

Which is bad news for Kate Walsh, because I’m betting by this point she really wants away from “Grey’s.” Rumor has it that some members of the cast have been giving Walsh the cold shoulder since the spin-off was announced. Apparently a few of them feel that their characters should have been considered. Those same rumors say that Ellen Pompeo (Meredith) was most upset because no one told her about the spin-off before the announcement. She reportedly felt that as “the star,” she deserved to be consulted.

Could these people just get a grip already?

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AMC Goes Too Far...

There's no doubt that AMC, aka American Movie Classics, has been stretching the definition of a classic for several years.

But this time, they've gone too far.

This weekend, AMC will roll out the network television premiere of "Catwoman."

Now, I wouldn't call "Catwoman" the worst movie I've ever seen (I would reserve that title for a Kiefer Sutherland gem called "Picking Up the Pieces."), but it is definitely not a classic--unless the new definition of classic is any movie that makes an Academy Award winner look absolutely ridiculous.

You can see for yourself this Saturday and Sunday at 8 p.m. on AMC...

Columbia Editor to Matthew Fox: "Get 'Lost'!"

The editor of Columbia University's undergrad magazine, "Blue & White" is encouraging his fellow students to protest alumnus Matthew Fox's serving as Class Day speaker May 15th.

The editor says they should choose someone that has accomplished more than "being hot" and lucking into two hit TV shows.

If I were the bigwigs at Columbia, I would be responding rather quickly to this one, or forget asking Fox for money in the future. I think we all know a university that would be thrilled to have him...

And while we're talking about "Lost," any thoughts on last night's episode?

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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

I'm going to let you write your own joke here...

NBC announced today that Jerry Springer will replace Regis Philbin as the host of "America's Got Talent." Regis said he underestimated the impact traveling from coast to coast would have on "Live with Regis and Kelly."

See? Even Regis thinks Kelly's out of control...

NBC says no decision has been made on whether judges David Hasselhoff, Piers Morgan and Brandy will all be back this year.

"America's Got Talent" was the #4 show in adults 18-49 in 2006 and is produced by Simon Cowell.

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You Must Be Joking...

Please tell me this is some kind of joke…

On the heels of ABC’s announcement that they are shelving “The Knights of Prosperity” comes word that ABC has greenlighted a pilot starring the Geico caveman. The show, now being called “Cavemen,” would focus on three cavemen dealing with the humiliation of Geico’s tagline: “So easy a caveman can do it.”

Are you kidding me? You scrap the funniest show on TV since “Arrested Development” and consider replacing it with this?!

Granted, a pilot is no guarantee that the show will be produced, but it still hurts.

Sometimes you have to wonder what goes through the heads of network executives…

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I knew this was coming...

I knew it was coming, but I still hate it...

ABC has shelved "The Knights of Prosperity" with four episodes left to air and an outstanding script order for nine more (guessing that won't be filled now).

This is a real shame because the episode that tied up the Mick Jagger arc was one of the funniest half-hours I've seen in a long time.

Personally, I blame Kelly Ripa...

Actually, I blame Steve McPherson at ABC who has once again messed over a show I love.

"Eugene Gherkin was a janitor, cleaning toilets for the man..."

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For All You Comic Book Geeks Like Me...

I have to admit that I was more excited about seeing the "Spider-Man 3" preview than I was about seeing "Heroes" tonight.

It's the comic book geek in me...

So if you were as disappointed as I was with the small amount of footage we got to see, be sure to go to www.nbc.com/spiderman and watch the extended footage. Since it's in high definition it takes a while to download, but it's worth it to see the great special effects in the Peter Parker-Harry Osborne battle. I'm sorry to say, though, that we see very little of the black suit Spider-Man or Venom in the clips, except for one small snippet that made me jump out of my chair.

But you'd better hurry, because the seven and a half minutes of footage will only be on-line until 9 p.m. Tuesday.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Manic Monday: A Night of Interruptions

At about 9:30 tonight, my phone rang. Now, anyone who knows me knows not to call during “24,” so when I saw it was my mother, I figured something was wrong. So I answered the phone—which I never do Mondays between the hour of 9 and 10 p.m.

After realizing that she didn’t call to tell me something bad, I said to her in the nicest way possible, “You do realize what time it is, don’t you?” which was followed by about two minutes of her profusely apologizing (She didn’t realize what time it was.).

Only my mother would feel the need to apologize for calling her daughter. And I love her for that, by the way…

But the biggest interruption was yet to come…

Warning: The remainder of this post contains details about tonight’s episodes of “24” and “Heroes.”

I don’t know if it was because we got Jack and Logan at the very beginning or the absence of Rena Sofer’s name in the credits, but for me, this episode of “24” was solid from beginning to end.

I was a little concerned about Powers Boothe as the Vice President but he quickly erased all doubts for me with this episode. That southern gruffness is exactly what the show needed. And the wonderful Kari Matchett (“Invasion”) as his chief of staff is a great addition to the cast. Watching the horrified faces of everyone at CTU as Vice President Daniels announced his suspension of some civil liberties showed us that this storyline is about to get interesting. Maybe they should have bombed President Palmer sooner…

But the real heart of this episode was Jack and Logan. Their dynamic is nothing short of spectacular. I didn’t realize just how much Gregory Itzin was missed until tonight. I love how it was Logan that reminded Jack about the perils of taking on a foreign consulate—like he actually cared or something.

And though I hate to see any harm come to Jack, I have to say that this newest stall tactic of Jack being unable to relay information to CTU is a good one. But it’s a good thing he’s the star of the show, because if he wasn’t, he’d be screwed since as we already know, raiding foreign consulates never ends well—especially now with Ricky Schroeder leading the charge.

But maybe the most exciting part of the episode was the previews which showed us that next week we will get the moment we’ve all been waiting for—the return of Aaron Pierce!

Oh yeah. Martha Logan will be there too…

Now, about that big interruption I mentioned earlier…

I don’t have a problem with cliffhangers per se, but I think maybe “Heroes” may be taking it a little too far…

I really liked that they didn’t completely erase Claire from HRG’s memory and that he still wanted to find her. But I’d say he’s pretty much a dead man and you know I’m not happy about that. I saw the “she’s not his wife” twist coming, but I didn’t see Eric Roberts being right there to witness it. I told you that guy was trouble…

How cool was the reveal that Nathan and Peter’s mother is not nearly as clueless as we thought? I also liked Ando’s reappearance and Linderman revealing to Nathan that in two years he would be in the White House (although that doesn’t explain why he wanted him dead. Was that Plan B?).

And I could just hear the fans rejoice as Sylar cut Peter’s bangs. I’m guessing Sylar cutting into his brain causes the scar future Hiro referred to.

But the biggest surprise came during the previews. I knew that the show was going into reruns, but April 23rd? Are you even serious? Granted, that’s good news for me since it makes my Mondays MUCH less manic and “24” should enjoy a nice ratings boost, but come on!

Talk about an interruption…

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Why Am I Still Watching This Show?

Every Monday night around 8:30, I ask myself the same question. “Why am I still watching this show?”

But tonight, I actually got a decent answer as “Prison Break” gave us a twisted double whammy with the incredibly welcome return of Patricia Wettig as President Reynolds.

Warning: The remainder of this post contains details about tonight's "Prison Break."

I know I wasn’t the only one who was surprised to hear that the incriminating tape not only proved that Terrance Steadman was alive after Lincoln “killed” him, but it also proved an overly friendly brother-sister relationship, if you know what I mean. It was an outrageous twist, but Wettig played it beautifully. The torture in her eyes when she asked about his death was outstanding and just proved how sorely she’s been missed.

But because she’s becoming an even bigger part of “Brothers and Sisters,” you knew that they would have to get rid of her somehow. I just presumed that Kellerman would assassinate her, but having her “admit” to being terminal with cancer so she’d have to resign was a beautiful stroke.

Plus, the other storylines were good as well as Sucre found himself teaming up with Bellick and Franklin considered turning on Mahone, who bonded with Sarah.

I have no idea where the show is going in these last three episodes—although you can guarantee it will end in a cliffhanger—but I will be watching every minute. Because no matter how unrealistic and crazy the show gets, I just can’t help but tune in to see where they’re going to take it next.

I think it’s a sickness, really…

“Prison Break” returns March 19th at 8 p.m. on FOX…

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Sunday, March 04, 2007

Pick of the Week: Dave Matthews Makes a "House" Call


I've never watched a single episode of "House," but since it's one of the biggest shows on TV and this week's episode features a major guest appearance, I couldn't really ignore it.


In an episode worthy of a sweeps stunt, Dave Matthews guests as a musician with savant syndrome who becomes a piano virtuoso after a brain injury as a kid. However, he may lose that talent when the doctors must treat bleeding in his brain.


Matthews doesn't normally play the piano but "House" star Hugh Laurie (a keyboard player himself) told "TV Guide" that he picked it up in no time.

"House" airs Tuesday, March 6th at 9 p.m. on FOX...

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"Desperate"-ly Seeking Susan...


As I suspected, it appears the remainder of this season will focus on the love triangle of Mike-Susan-Ian. But I need some help filling in the blanks…
When did Susan find out that Mike was going to propose to her? And why weren’t any of the guys surprised by that revelation?

I also have to say that I was a little disappointed with Rex’s narration. If you were going to bring him back, it would’ve been nicer to give him more to do. It’s a shame they didn’t have him narrate an episode with Bree in it.

Speaking of which, Bree’s absence was incredibly obvious, was it not? She decides her daughter’s fate over the phone? And what about that story anyway? Without Bree, it really made no sense, so why didn’t they just forget it? I did appreciate them getting rid of Austin and Danielle, though, because they’re both terribly annoying, but it just went too quickly.

Love Gaby’s new suitor, though. I have always thought John Slattery was sexy. Not sure how Gaby’s resisting that one…

So what did you think? Can you help me fill in the blanks?...

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Derek Needs You Again!


Unfortunately for the “one that we want,” Derek Keeling, he’s starting to develop a little bit of a reputation as one whose voice cracks under pressure.

And on tonight’s “Grease: You’re the One That I Want,” producer David Ian said “it’s a worry now.”

For Derek, it was already a worry as he spent the last week with a vocal therapist who encouraged him to take up swimming and yoga so he wouldn’t have a repeat of the duet performance.

Tonight, he was given the chance to redeem himself with another ballad, Bryan Adams’ “Heaven.” And for the most part he did redeem himself except for one small crack—not as bad as the duet performance, but still noticeable. Jim called it “solid” and Kathleen liked it as well, but David Ian said it was “a bit safe and a bit boring” and he was most concerned about that crack.

The show didn’t really do Derek any favors by making him the only Danny to sing a ballad. The three other contestants gave scorching performances with lots of dancing with the Sandys. Derek was forced to give a restrained, but terribly romantic, performance with Laura.

You managed to keep him out of the bottom two after the duets. If you want to do it again, you need to vote, vote, vote! You can call 1-888-IVOTE-02 up to 200 times until 11 p.m. or you can vote up to 10 times at www.nbc.com/grease until 3 a.m.

But I think in order for Derek to stick around, he will need to be in the top two. Because for the first time, I’m not sure if he could win the sing-off.

For a director’s perspective, be sure to visit the Tri-State Theater blog by clicking on the link on the right…

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Two Early Finales...

Season finale season is nearly three months away, but two shows are calling it quits early...

You may recall that I was a big fan of "The Class" when it first premiered. But then we found out Richie had a live-in girlfriend and I stopped watching. And with Manic Monday, I haven't gone back.
There's no word on whether the show will be back next season, so you may be a little frustrated by the season finale, which airs Monday (March 5th) at 8:30 p.m. on CBS...






There will be cliffhangers aplenty on "Las Vegas," but it will definitely be back next year. However, it will return without two of its stars. In case that ties in with the cliffhangers, I'll keep those names to myself. The "Las Vegas" season finale airs Friday, March 9th at 9 p.m. on NBC...
"The Class" photo courtesy of Gannett News Service

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The Mid-Season Rush Begins...

Sweeps is over, but the mid-season rush has just begun with four big premieres this week…

Tonight (Sunday), FOX premieres the newest creation from Seth McFarlane, the creator of “Family Guy” and “American Dad.” “The Winner” is the story of a man describing the years when he started to experience life outside his parents’ house—his 30s. “The Winner” premieres at 8:30 p.m., with another episode at 9:30 p.m…




McG’s first post-“We Are Marshall” project premieres Tuesday (March 6th) at 9 p.m. on the CW. He’s an Executive Producer of “Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll.” Think “American Idol” in a lingerie store…

Wednesday (March 7th) at 9 p.m., FOX premieres the newest show from David E. Kelley (“Boston Legal,” “Ally McBeal”), “The Wedding Bells,” about three sisters who are wedding planners…

Sunday (March 11th) at 9 p.m., Lifetime premieres its new show, “Blood Ties,” with back-to-back episodes. “Ties” is the story of a private investigator who teams up with a vampire to investigate supernatural crimes…

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